Mixtape: Fireworks Fuser

Bob: Now Eric, remember those safety tips about Fireworks?
Eric: Yeah, I remember.
Bob: Can you share some with the good people?
Eric: Never let off Fireworks in a tin shed, in your piercings, near haystacks or inside teddybears.
Bob: Thank you...

Mixtape: Melbourne Cup

Bob: Hey Eric, have you picked a winner for the Melbourne Cup?
Eric: No. Since I'm by myself, I had to bet on all the horses.
Bob: Huh?
Eric: It was expensive too. I dont use money, so I'm down on all my bottlecaps.
Bob: Uhhh.... okay.

Mixtape: Summer!

Eric: Yo, its the slip, slop, slap, rap
Bob: Wiggidy wiggidy wack, mack...
Eric: Bi-di boo, bi-di bah
Bob: A mixtape for sum-mah!

Mixtape: Movember

BOB: Here's some great songs for all those growing a mo' for Movember!
ERIC: A bit of Mo'town then?
BOB: No.