Mixtape: Top 10 of 2010

Bob: Yo, Eric. Remember how the word Macarena was huge in '96?
Eric: She was a large woman
Bob: Well, the word FUCK, was huge in 2010
Eric: A huge FUCK.

Mixtape: Christmas Popper

Eric: Santa is evil, Bob
Bob: But he is so jolly!
Eric: He knows where I live...
Bob: I would argue that it's Rudolph who knows where you live.
Eric: Then Rudolph is evil too.
Bob: Well, his nose IS a bit suspicious

Mixtape: Fireworks Fuser

Bob: Now Eric, remember those safety tips about Fireworks?
Eric: Yeah, I remember.
Bob: Can you share some with the good people?
Eric: Never let off Fireworks in a tin shed, in your piercings, near haystacks or inside teddybears.
Bob: Thank you...

Mixtape: Summer!

Eric: Yo, its the slip, slop, slap, rap
Bob: Wiggidy wiggidy wack, mack...
Eric: Bi-di boo, bi-di bah
Bob: A mixtape for sum-mah!

Mixtape: Movember

BOB: Here's some great songs for all those growing a mo' for Movember!
ERIC: A bit of Mo'town then?
BOB: No.

Mixtape: Halloween

Eric: Trick Or Treat!
Bob: Trick...
Eric: ..... ? .....
Bob: Here, listen to this music...

Mixtape: Music for Chilean Miners

Eric: That was a long shaft they had!
Bob: 625m underground, 33 miners, 69 days.
Eric: ...it could be a swingers nightclub, Bob
Bob: ...i'm sure it got a bit sweaty down there!

Mixtape: SUPERCITY

Eric: Yo Brown, get dowwwnnn....
Bob: Brown... as in Len Brown?
Eric: Down with Len Brown!
Bob: Here's our tribute to the Supercity of Sails, Auckland...
Eric: Watch me do the worm...

Mixtape: One for Insomniacs

BOB: Got the rumble?
ERIC: My belly?
BOB: Hardly. Christchurch is fast becoming the City of Insomniacs
ERIC: We sympathise. Bob ya head, yo.

Mixtape: Commonwealth Games 2010

Time to break out a good curry, and rock da joint like you're cruising the streets of Delhi, yo. It's Commonwealth Games, Indian styles!

Christchurch Earthquake MIXTAPE

BOB: So this Christchurch Earthquake dropped some bricks, and the aftershocks keep rolling in...
ERIC: I drop bricks in the toilet.
BOB: I knew you'd say something like that.
ERIC: Yeah. Then I fart.
BOB: You have your OWN aftershocks too?
ERIC: Better out than in.
BOB: Anyway, we decided to drop some bricks of our own and hit back with our own aftershock - with our Earthquake Mixtape.
ERIC: We picked songs from previous shows (and future ones too) so play this mixtape LOUD bitches! Tell the aftershocks to fuck off.
BOB: It is our sincerest hope our fans affected by the Earthquake get a smile from this mixtape, Enjoy!
ERIC: Bye.
BOB: You don't need to say bye, we said enough.
ERIC: Oh okay. Bye!