Christchurch Earthquake MIXTAPE

BOB: So this Christchurch Earthquake dropped some bricks, and the aftershocks keep rolling in...
ERIC: I drop bricks in the toilet.
BOB: I knew you'd say something like that.
ERIC: Yeah. Then I fart.
BOB: You have your OWN aftershocks too?
ERIC: Better out than in.
BOB: Anyway, we decided to drop some bricks of our own and hit back with our own aftershock - with our Earthquake Mixtape.
ERIC: We picked songs from previous shows (and future ones too) so play this mixtape LOUD bitches! Tell the aftershocks to fuck off.
BOB: It is our sincerest hope our fans affected by the Earthquake get a smile from this mixtape, Enjoy!
ERIC: Bye.
BOB: You don't need to say bye, we said enough.
ERIC: Oh okay. Bye!